This emotionally fragile dewdropper lacks confidence, willingness and talent. Every interview he's ever had he flashes a fake smile then pours some clichs into the glass. The Chiefs plan to have Tripode Bennett back up fantasy football colossus Larry Johnson.
The fantasy football implications of these quotes are little. This reporter is getting sick of the fits thrown by these footballers while theyre flouring their faces to get ready for the season. This guy is also a plain Jane fake. Apparently he gave himself a concussion on the first bleep which I assume was Bushwa! or Hooey!. While Im a big advocate of drafting the backup to Larry Johnson, I cant tell you that Michael Bennett is worth the time of day. It is this reporters opinion that they both need to go to a juice joint and sit down next to my good friend and New York insider Sideways Charlie for a few hours.
Speaking of NFL divas, the Kansas City Chiefs just made a trade for running back Michael Bennett. I watched Michael Bennett up close during his five year stint with the Minnesota Vikings and Ive never been more unimpressed by a running back in my life.